vine: @sadlittlesupervine

Just a small town girl, livin' in a pretty okay world. 18. Trying to get her art back out there and try writing some things. Feel free to browse, there are snacks and some drinks at the door.

tags: #basically

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

tags: #leslie knope #perf

parks and recreation rewatch | one moment per episode
➞ 2.01 Pawnee Zoo

baby is asleep thank satan

this is not my child

when i watch epic meal time im part ways disgusted but also turned on like okay

tags: #Illinois where we say FUCK YOU AND YOUR CORN

transhumanisticpanspermia:

horsesthatmakeuss:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.

In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

most likely to fucking curse and least courteous.

stay classy ohio, stay classy.

please recognize that maryland is the best fucking state in general tbh